“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

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Que ainda solta frases como:
“I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
“Ladies and Gentleman, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying new story… Cannonball!”
“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.”
“It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.”
“You are a smelly pirate hooker.”
“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”
“I wanna be on you!”
“I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!”
“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
“Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed.”
“You stay classy, San Diego.”

E também existe uma versão um pouco mais barata com os repórteres em modo de batalha:

stay classy, San Diago!